Here's the basics of what happened in the last four episodes:
Episode 13: "Labor Of Love"
Hercules is in Hell and he has a connection with Snow. Of course he does. Ever fairytale character knows each one. This episode was a snoozer but at least it gave Little Snow a chance shoot her bow (and to kiss Hercules).
Hades continues to threaten a pummeled Hook. I just dont care. In the end, Hercules and Megara resolve their unfinished business and head to Heaven. Hades is pissed because his Underworld headcount is decreasing. He wants three people as replacements for the three he lost. Hook must choose. Who will it be? I'm going with Robin, Snow and Hook himself. There.... problem solved.
Episode 14: "Devil's Due"
And it's flashback time. In FTL young Bae (ie Neal) is bit by a snake. Milah and Rumple try to get an antidote from a shady guy. He refuse. Milah wants to kill him. Rumple is a wimp as usual. He'll trade his SECOND born child for the cure. Rumple doesnt have another child. That is until now because... wait for it... Belle is pregnant. Shady Guy passed his contract with Rumple to Hades when he was killed. Now Hades owns the baby. Belle is not going to be happy.
Episode 15: "The Brothers Jones"
Episode 16: "Our Decay"
In other news, Henry is sleep writing. Henry is a strange bird. Most teenage boys would be dreaming about sex... but not him. See this is what happens when kids are raised by fairytale characters. I'm opposed to it.
Points To Ponder:
- It's great to see Kacey Rohl as Megada. I would LOVE to see a "Hannibal"/"OUAT" crossover where the FTL characters get knocked off. Would that be great or what?
- Did you know Emma Caulfield (of "Buffy The Vampires Slayer" fame) is the blind witch at Granny's diner? I didn't either.
- Why is Snow's loft in Hell? And why does her brood of kin (grandson, daughter, hubby, and her stepmother/adopted mother of Henry) hang out there?
- The parenting skills of these people is atrocious. They're always leaving their children someplace. Snow and David didn't feel the need for ONE of them to stay back and take care of Baby Neal? Robin's baby is in a similar predicament. Parenting classes should be required of all Storybrooke residents (including the dwarfs).
- Is it me or has the CGI gotten consistently worse on this show? It's laughable to watch. Is Disney not giving them ANY money for special effects? Maybe it's all going to Lana Parrilla's salary instead. If so, I wholeheartedly approve.
- It was nice to see Rachel Shelly at Milah again. Too bad she didn't stay long. And do you think we'll ever see a "L Word" reunion?
- I don't find Hades the least bit menacing. His flaming hair is cool though. Maybe the writers could have upped the ante and use the Devil instead? I guess Disney doesn't own the rights to Satan.
- "Despite my best intentions things don't grow here. They decay but it's our decay."- Hades.
- "My enemies became my family and that's when I finally felt happy. That's why I'm here. They need my help and when family needs help you step up."- Regina.
- Milah: "I'm supposed to watch the kids." Rumple: "Well they're dead anyway."
- "Oh how I miss it. The gin, the music, the gin."- Cruella about her time in Hades.
- "So you've been with my former lover AND my son?"- Milah to Emma. Milah finally catches up to what we already know. The FTL characters have some messed up relationships. See the chart below. It's fairly accurate but doesnt include Robin and Zelena's unnamed baby girl. Hopefully they'll call her Dorthy. It also doesnt include Zelena's and Hades' relationship (or Hades' nephew Hercules).
http://onceland.tumblr.com/post/136796915247/aoncespoilercomeswithaprice-yvrshoot-once
http://www.inquisitr.com/2649868/once-upon-a-time-confirms-greg-germann-is-playing-hades/
http://www.moviefone.com/2015/10/23/once-upon-a-time-may-be-casting-the-devil-does-someone-die-hell/
http://abc.go.com/shows/once-upon-a-time/episode-guide/season-5/16-our-decay
http://www.avclub.com/tvclub/hercules-stops-once-upon-time-fun-pointless-visit-233564
http://www.buddytv.com/articles/once-upon-a-time/once-upon-a-time-12-heroic-and-59238.aspx
https://www.voiceoftv.com/post/once-upon-a-time-5x14-devils-due-promo-pictures-and-press-release
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/4996249566098093/
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/374361787748311404/
http://www.hypable.com/once-upon-a-time-season-5-true-love-is-dead/
http://cruellasfurcoat.deviantart.com/art/Once-Upon-a-Time-Family-Tree-Season-3-470844314
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