Witches Of East End Season 2 Episodes 12 Thru 13 Recaps: Death To Witches (Season Finale)

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It's Getting Hard To Keep Track Of How Many Times Everyone Has Died On This Show

"Box To The Future" and "For Whom The Spell Tolls" provided a great ending to season 2. Last week Joanna, Wendy and Freya went through the time door and ended up on Baltimore in 1840. Joanna is searching for a magical box that will help them defeat Daddy/Granddaddy Odin. If you didnt see my review of that episode check it out here Witches Of East End Episode 11 Recap

Wendy was entrusted with holding the key to the time travel door. And yep she loses it. You Had One Job Wendy! Freya and Wendy frantically look for it. If they dont find it soon they'll die (and in a horrible painful way).

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Killian You're Nice To Look At But You're Not The Sharpest Tool In The Shed

Back in the present, Killian drank the poison that would allow he and Freya to be together in the future (but he would die in the present). Ingrid and Dash try to concoct a plan to defeat Odin. Ingrid rushes over to Killian's and gives him lotus root (which will slow down the poison but, sorry dude, youre still a goner).

Odin goes over to Fair Haven. He and Dash (who he calls Bastian) apparently had a past back in Asgard. He wants Bastian to remain loyal to him and in exchange he will give him great power and riches. Meanwhile Raven (the sex addict/ FBI agent) is still lurking around. Dash, you sure are dumb. When people visit, you need to hide the incriminating evidence.

Odin is not happy that Ingrid was plotting with Dash against him. He tortures her. She wakes up the next morning. He says he went easy on her because of her condition. Hmm, what condition? She is...wait for it...she is pregnant. She thinks back to who the father could be. Is it Dash? Is it the Mandragona (God forbid!). It turns out that the king needs one thing from each Beauchamp lady. He takes Ingrid's powers. One down, three to go. Frederick tries to sneak up on him with a knife but Grandpaps stabs him instead. Freddy, didnt ya know he was harder to kill than that?

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Spike You Are Such A Creep!

Back in Old Baltimore, Wendy and Freya wait at the door for Joanna. But Tarkoff has kidnapped and heavily drugged her. That guy is such a sleaze. He later has to go out for more drugs. That's when Wendy spots him and follows him to Joanna. She transforms back from cat form and bashes him in the head with the magical box. Then she shoots him up with the same drugs he used on Joanna. Yeah! Off they run to the time door. But it's hard to keep Tarkoff down. He chases them. He and Joanna struggle over the box. She loses it. Our pours all the demons trapped inside.

Just then Ingrid shows up at the door and everyone escapes back to West End (except for Tarkoff whose mangy ass is stuck in OldBaltimore). How did Ingrid know what to do you may ask? Wendy and Freya had written a letter to Ingrid and gave it to the guy who had the magical box. He carried it all those years (166 to be exact) until he could present it to Ingrid that night. Pretty cool.

Everyone is back in East End. The king whisks away Wendy. He is a real jerk of a father. He tells Wendy he prevented her from having children because he knew she wouldnt be a good mother (unlike her sister). He says he always liked Wendy least of all his children. No one badmouths Wendy and gets away with it!

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Smackdown In East End

Meanwhile, thanks to Freddie's brainsuck of Dash, Ingrid has all the spells from Archibold's journals. Ingrid knows how they can defeat the king. They must all work together. Ingrid is the key, Freya is the traveler, Joanna is the dagger and Wendy is the bridge. They all concentrate their powers and he's gone. Is it just me or was it way to easy to kill the King?

Wendy asks to be left alone with Tommy's lifeless body. Uh oh, that's not a good idea. Ingrid then tells Freya about Killian. They rush over to his house but he's dead. Freya kissed him and yep he's alive again. Ingrid gets a call that Dash has been arrested. Remember when we last saw him Raven and company were serving him with a search warrant.

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Dash & Killian Or Is Killian & Dash?

And it is at this point that all hell breaks lose. Joanna calls Freddie to tell him they are safe. We see him on the ground lifeless and bleeding. Someone has written "death to witches" in his blood. Who did that? Was it Raven? Next we see Wendy and Tommy's body. She will not let him die in vain and so gives up her last life for him. Ohhhh noooo! Then Killian visits Dash in jail. I think they're going to have a nice heart to heart. But instead Dash grabs Killian and uses his powers to trade places with him? Say what? So now Killian is Dash and Dash is Killian. And to add insult to injury, Dash is off to have sex with Freya (since she believes he is Killian). But as you recall, Dash was previously engaged to Freya so this is not his first rodeo (if ya know what I'm saying).

And in the final scene, Wendy wakes up in the underworld. There is fire everywhere. Then she hears a voice that says "Good to see you again sister". It's Helena and she is apparently the gatherer of souls. Wow, I wouldnt have predicted that!

Favorite Quotes:

"Let's kill your father together"- Tarkoff to Joanna.
"This ends now."- Joanna.
"You're not Tommy. You're Ingrid's grandfather King Nicholas"- Dash to Odin.
"I took it easy on you because of your condition"- King Odin to Ingrid.
"You will never be as strong as when we stand together."- Joanna to Daddy.
"Thank you for making my last life count." Wendy to Tommy.
"Good to see you again sister"- Helena to Wendy.

Grade: 4 1/2 Monsters (out of 5). A great way to end a super fun season. I REALLY, REALLY hope there's a season 3. I need to know what happens to Aunt Wendy. She is my absolute favorite!