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No One Will Notice Me Walking Down The Middle Of Main Street
And thus begins a new season of "Once Upon A Time". In "A Tale Of Two Sisters" the citizens of Storybrooke encounter one of the girls from "Frozen". I must confess that I havent seen "Frozen". I guess I'll have to break down and watch it. But let's be honest I only review this show for SwanQueen so I dont really care what else happens.
In a cursory attempt to follow the rest of the plot we have:
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Hey We're Sisters
Two princess sisters (Elsa and Anna) are in Arendelle. Their parents sailed away to Mist Haven (ie the Enchanted Forest) and never came back. Elsa believes they left because they thought she was a monster. And is it just me or did those two stand really close together when delivering their lines? Other stuff happens in Arendelle blah, blah, blah.
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The Happy Family And The Not Happy Regina
At Granny's diner Marion finds out Robin and Regina were an item. She confronts Regina who does a good job of not setting Marion's eyebrows on fire. Emma also tries to talk to Regina but Regina says the more Emma tries to help, the worse Regina's life gets. Henry is worried that due to recent events, his mom may become evil again. One can only hope. PS Henry has hit a growth spurt. He's now six feet tall. OK I exaggerate a bit.
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Yes That Stupid Book Is Definitely The Problem!
Robin visits Regina and in a nice way breaks up with her. He has a wife ya know. She pretends to take it well but is deeply hurt. She heads to the hospital and who does she have locked in a room except Sydney Glass. She has a special mission for him. I think she wants him to figure out when she first met Marion. She also wants the fairytale book rewritten since villains never get a happy ending. I would be happy to help her rewrite it. Just give me a call...
Hook keeps trying to talk to Emma about their relationship but she gives him the brushoff. She says the timing is bad since they're in a middle of a crisis. He says they're ALWAYS in the middle of a crisis..
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Is This Guy Named Snowball? I Like Him.
Elsa ends up in Storeybrooke. She hides in a warehouse and is chased into the woods. Of course it's hard to effectively hide when you leave an icy trail everywhere you go. She materializes an ice monster. Emma and Hook are knocked unconscious. It looks like the monster will eat Marian but Regina saves her. Marion thinks maybe Regina isnt so bad after all.
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I Can Give You A Happy Ending
Emma visits Regina at home. She's the savior and its her job to give everyone happy endings so she wont rest until Regina gets hers. She says all this through a closed door with Regina sitting in the floor on the other side. Emma says "I can give you a happy ending". OK then. I believe we've successfully crossed over from subtext to REAL text in this scene.
Meanwhile on the day before her wedding, Anna takes off on the same trip that killed her parents. That doesnt seem wise.
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Good Times For Belle And Rumple For Now
Rumple and Bell celebrate their honeymoon in an abandoned mansion. Rumple did not give Belle the real dagger (he gave her a replica instead). I'm sure the lies will catch up with Rumple soon. Later he conjures up what looks to me like a witch's hat. Is Greenie coming back to Storeybrooke? I can always hope.
Elsewhere Elsa breaks into Gold's shop and finds Anna's snowflake necklace (that Elsa had given her back in Arendelle). Hmm what's that about?
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One Of My Favorite Pics. They've Used It Several Times When Regina Has Someone Locked Up (Belle, Sydney, Etc)
Grade 3 1/2 Monsters (out of 5). If ya like "Frozen" I'm sure it was great. If ya didnt or hadnt see the show... not so much. But have no fear. As long as the Evil Queen is in Storeybrooke, Neverland, or anywhere in between, I'll keep watching
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