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Witches Of East End Season 2 Episode 8 Recap: Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet

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Happy Birthday Freya. You Look Really Good For Being 400 Years Old!

Freya is celebrating her 30th birthday in this week's "Sex, Lies and Birthday Cake". Despite being her twin, Frederick in not celebrating his. Due to Freya's many regenerations, they no long share the same birth date. Go figure. 

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Uhhh Did I Just See What I Thought I Saw? Maybe I Should Have Brought Catnip Instead Of Flowers

Wendy goes out for an early morning cat stroll. Tommy is waiting with flowers when she returns and sees her turn from a cat into a naked woman. What a great scene by both actors. Wendy tries to explain that she's a witch and it's no big deal. Tommy is frightened, drops the flowers and runs screaming out the door. You're a smart man Tommy. Get away quickly!

Frederick and Spike (I guess we should call him Tarkoff) are out looking for hosts for Odin. Frederick has grown tired of Tarkoff's crap and stabs him, leaving him for dead in the woods. 

Everyone goes to the Bent Elbow to celebrate with Freya. There are lots of girls we've never seen before. Where are they hanging out in East End? Killian is bartending the party. Eva is none too happy. 

Frederick confronts Killian saying he doesnt forgive him for what he did in Asgard. Uhhh what did he do? I wish Frederick would enlighten Killian (and us). Is everyone in East End a transplant from Asgard? It's starting to look that way. Perhaps I too am from Asgard and dont know it. 

Tommy arrives at the party. He and Wendy have a heart to heart. She cant bring herself to wipe his memory (as Joanna instructed). You can bet this means Tommy and his daughter will be danger later as a result. Wendy and Tommy share an intimate moment when Wendy conjures up a vacation in Bali. I really wish I could do that. I need a vacation. 

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We Know You Two Kids Are Meant To Be Together For All Eternity 

Freya and Killian also have a heart to heart. She says they cant be together because they're star crossed lovers. Killian says they can change their fate. They have sexy times. How did they end up in the garden on a mattress surrounded by candles? Cant anyone else see them? Was there a spell involved. I guess we should not think about such things. 

Afterwards Killian vows to go home and tell Eva they are finished. And of course we know what will happen next. Eva spells him yet again. He returns and tells Freya she means nothing to him. And here we go again folks. 
  
Ingrid and Dash also have an intimate moment. Apparently everyone on this show is going to have sex this week. Ingrid, you just caught Dash with some unnamed woman. Girl, have some self respect. At least wait till he gets tested for STDs. 

Ingrid later discovers the video of Dash trying to murder Killian on the boat. Remember Dash killed Kyle for blackmailing him with the video (and then Ingrid helped Dash dispose of the body). Later Dash also killed Kyle's father. Ingrid is rightfully upset and has left the building. I got two words for ya Dash--- COMPUTER PASSWORD. You're welcome. 

Over at the Owl's house, Eva's grandmother is cooking for Killian. He reads her mind and discovers that despite acting all sweet, she doesnt like him. Later Grandma is near death. She's holding out for Eva to get pregnant. Then in the shocker of the night we learn that Eva is actually Grandma's MOTHER. That was a cool twist. I still dont know what Eva's master plan is though. 

Joanna is being talked up by Tarkoff (because of course you cant kill him that easy). He's always had a thing for Joanna but didnt think she'd give him the time of day, blah, blah, blah. Do not trust him Joanna. He's just a sneaky snake. And we see that Frederick has followed Tarkoff's advise and is trying to use his girlfriend Caroline as the host for Gramps. I think she really did love Frederick too. There had to be a better solution.   

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Most Of The Episode Highlights In One Pic

Grade: 4 Monsters (out of 5). I would give the show a 3/12 but I'm bumping it up to 4 because of all the sexy times. Here's to hoping we see much more of Wendy and Tommy (in the nude). 


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Witches Of East End Season 2 Episode 8 Recap: Congrats On Not Being Dead Yet Reviewed by GMonsterTV on 9:06 PM Rating: 5 io9.com Happy Birthday Freya. You Look Really Good For Being 400 Years Old! Freya is celebrating her 30th birthday in this week's...

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