The series is produced by The Asylum. They're the fine folks that bring us "Z Nation". That should give ya an idea of what is about to happen. In fact, Roberta Warren (Kelitta Smith) from "Z Nation" is in "Sharknado 3" and "Sharknado 4".
"Lavalantula" is another "Sharknado" spinoff. Fin makes a brief cameo. It's sequel "2 Lava 2 Lantua2" also aired last week. While "Sharknado" has sharks, "Lavalantua" has giant volcanic tarantulas. It's sounds great but I wont be watching it due to my severe immobilizing fear of spiders (even horrible CGI ones).
"Sharknado" begins as any other disaster saga. It's a quiet day on the Santa Monica beach. Several sharks begin to attack people. Everyone eventually gets out of the water (but not till after the sharks chomp on a few). Then a freak cyclone/tornado/hurricane hits the coast of California. Newscasters assert it's due to global warming. Said storm picks up thousands of sharks and deposits them here, there and everywhere.
We also meet most of Finn's family. Besides April, there's daughter Claudia (her boyfriend is chomped in episode 1), son Matt (his newlywed wife is killed in episode 4), sister Ellen and brother-in-law Martin (Mark McGrath). They made the mistake of vacationing in New York. There's also Fin's father (David Hassellhoff), Fin's mother (Cheryl Tiegs), April's mother (Bo Derek), and April's father (Gary Busey). We also meet cousin Gemini in episode 4. Where did she come from?
In other crazy news, April gives birth inside a shark at the end of Sharknado 3. Wow, that was a quick recovery. You'd think that after childbirth she might at least need to lay down for a few minutes...but nope. April is T-O-U-G-H. The Shepherds name the baby Gil (after Fin's father who ends up temporarily stuck on the moon).
But wait, there's even more. Since sharknados have been eradicated due to Astro-X's "atmospheric stabilizing system" the sharks have to find other ways to attack. Now they're in oilnados, lighteningnados, dustnados, firenados, bouldernados, lavanados and possibly world ending nuclearnados. Just take any word and add "nado" to the end of it.
Young Gil also gets into the action this time around. He's five and that's plenty old enough to fight sharks. He saves his family from certain doom. You go little dude!
Grade: 4 1/2 Monsters (out of 5). "Sharknado" is so horribly bad, that it's good. Suspend all common sense (and knowledge of the laws of science). Just sit back and enjoy the ride. Here's a pic of Fin riding a shark above NYC to get ya in the mood.
If you liked "Sharknado", check out "Ghost Shark" as well. It's one of my faves. Flying sharks are bad enough but supernatural sharks are even worse. See IMDB for details.
http://movieweb.com/sharknado-4-title-premiere-date-summer-2016/
http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-33635945
http://www.listverse.info/top-10-biting-lessons-we-learned-from-sharknado-2/
http://www.monstersandcritics.com/stills-from-sharknado-4/
http://perezhilton.com/2016-08-01-sharknado-4-fourth-awakens-craziest-moments-gif-tara-reid
http://www.winnipegfreepress.com/arts-and-life/entertainment/TV/Just-when-you-thought-it-was-safe-to-turn-on-the-TV-Sharknado-returns-317945941.html
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