Scream Queens Episode 10 Review: I'm Thankful The Red Devil Hasn't Killed Me Yet

"Thanksgiving" opens with Chanel telling Chad she offed Hester (who wasnt really pregnant by the way). She hid the body in the meat locker. Chad wants to have a three way with Chanel and the recently deceased Hester. Uh, no! They go to see the body but SURPRISE! It's gone. Chanel exclaims "Is this meat locker a portal to an alternate universe?" Indeed it may be. How many missing bodies does that make now?

The Red Devil spends some quality Thanksgiving time with Gigi. They're cutting finger turkeys out of construction paper. Red Devil is still bummed that she killed Boone. Gigi does not show up for dinner with Wes. Hmmmmm.

Chanel #3 goes home to her family. They are all eating frozen dinners on TV trays (since that's what the Swenson family fortune was built on). Chanel #3 is chastised by her father for being late. She quickly decides she's had enough and heads back to the sorority house. There she finds Dean Munsch cooking the turkey she pardoned the day before. They are later joined by Wes, Grace, Zayday and Chanel #5. Instead of going around the table and saying what they're thankful for, they each reveal their theory about the killers.

Munsch think the Devils are Boone and Chanel #5. After all her biological father is Charles Manson. Chanel responds by blaming Cathy instead. Others agree. She hates the Kappas, is playing a long game and is definitely NOT allergic to bologna. Wes points to his own daughter Grace as the killer (and then decides she's not).

Over at the Radwell family compound, Chanel eats with the family. As expected, Chad's family are pompous asses. They go around the table and say what they're thankful for. Chad is thankful that the Red Devil hasnt killed him yet. Chad's brother Thad is grateful for European pornography. Chad's mom (Julia Duffy) is talks smack to Chanel. Chanel loses it and threatens to strangle her. Just then Hester arrives. She announces she is pregnant. How is she alive? What we heard crack last week was really her neckbrace. The cold temperatures in the meat locker reduced the swelling in her spine and may have healed her. OK then.

Bunny is not buying any of this. They have a law firm on retainer for just such emergencies. Chad's dad Tad (Alan Thicke) tries to buy off Chanel.

They play a game of pictionary. Mrs Radwell has of course doctored the cards and changed "horse" to "neckbrace whore". Hester is barraged by insults. In a surprise move, Chanel stands up for her. They both leave and head back to KKT.

Chad and Pete eventually show up at the sorority house too. The Red Devil discussions continue. Pete says Wes is the killer and he could prove Boone is his biological son. Well, that's interesting.

It's time to eat. They take the cover off of the turkey-- only to discover Gigi's head. Uh oh, the Red Devil really means business now.

Favorite Quotes:

"Gravity killed Hester. I just gave her a little push."- Chanel to Chad.
"Is this meat locker a worm hole to an alternate universe?"- Chanel upon finding Hester's body missing.
Bunny Radwell: "Let's all give a round of tolerant applause to our newcomer-- Chanel Oberlin." Thad: "Welcome Chanel. Chad hasnt mentioned you... ever!"
"You said she was not pregnant. She's says she's pregnant. You said she's dead. She's says she's not dead. I'm inclined to believe her."- Chad to Chanel about Hester.

Grade: 4 Monsters (out of 5). A fun Thanksgiving episode. I personally am thankful I'm not a member of the Radwell family. They may indeed be "the most awful family in America". On a side note, Denise was missing this week. She better not be dead or we will riot. There are only two episodes to go before the Red Devil is revealed. Place your bets now. I'm going with Hester or Pete (who may have had a sex change).