Highlights of tonight's episode include:
- Snow speaks Crow and five other avian languages.
- Regina cooks meth to create curse so David Charming can meet Snow in front of the fiery green screen. AMC does Breaking Bad / OUAT crossover. Regina guest stars as smoking hot high school physical education teacher. Emma stars as lunch lady who is intrigued by Regina's ability to have a fabulous wardrobe on a teacher's puny salary.
- Disney zombies are super lame. Henceforth they will be known as drombies (short for Dramamine zombies). Send them over to The Walking Dead so they can learn proper zombie behavior.
- Favorite quote-- "Condiments are this world's most powerful magic" Rumple to Belle. In unrelated news HJ Heinz buys $1million in advertising space on OUAT.
- Second favorite quote-- “I’m done reading about heroes, I want to be one,” Henry. Don't we all kid.
- I want to like Mulan but I'm just not feeling it. Extra bonus points to Aurora for stomping Cora's toes (err cloven hooves).
- And this years Emmy for best use of a spinning wheel in a dramatic series goes to.. Once Upon A Time.
- Next week is the winter finale... What are we supposed to do till January?!? And when does season 2 officially end? These wacky broken up seasons are killing me.
- PS I'm still afraid of Barbara Hershey.
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