Season 3 Episode 6 finds Rick spending most of his time calling Miss Cleo's psychic hotline. Snap out of it Rick! You don't even have any electricity. How do ya think the phones working? We need Dr Thredson (err BloodyFace) to come over and give Rick some aversion therapy...and a ham sandwich.
We hear a little bit about Daryl's past (his mother fell asleep with a lit cig in bed and died). And he finds Carol who's close to death but not a zombie. Yeah! I like Daryl and Carol (even though her hair mysteriously never grows).
Meanwhile back at the ranch (err compound or whatever they call that place) Andrea and the Gov are busy making sexy times. Can't blame them for trying to find a little enjoyment but Andreas choice of men doesn't seem the greatest (find the craziest one around and shack up with him). Also this brings up a good point...we need more nudity on The Walking Dead. And by nudity I mean live humans...not some zombies with icky body parts falling off. AMC if you could take care of that by next week, that'd be great.
The Gov told Michionne she was free to leave last week but we knew that wasn't true. Stubby (err Merle) led a group to find and kill her. She left them a fun message made out of assorted zombie parts. GO BACK. Good thing a short message was all that was needed. Mich killed a few humans, Merle killed some guy whose name is hard to pronounce. I must say I really want to hate Merle Dixon but I find him strangely compelling. I may have the same problem as Andrea.
Mich got zombie entrails dumped on her...eeeew I bet that smells good in the hot Georgia summer. Anyway as we recall from season 1 if ya have zombie chitlins on ya, zombies cant smell ya (it's like a zombie cloaking device).
Glenn and Maggie were making a baby formula run. Merle caught them and took them back to the Gov at Woodchuck (err Woodbury). I really hope they don't end up as the next floating heads in his fish-less fish tank.
Mich who saw Glenn and Maggie get captured then showed up at the prison gate with her Piggly Wiggly basket full of formula. Of course Rick will let her in if he can stay off the phone long enough.
I can't wait till the showdown btwn the two groups. Well see who can "out crazy" the other.
Mental note-- Idea for a holiday calendar: The Zombies of Walmart
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