I must say I was a bit disappointed in this episode. I was hoping for more about the main characters. Alas we are stuck with Crazy Santa. Here's the highlights from episode 8:
- As Arden was rolling Dead Grace out to do whatever it is he does with bodies, she was mysteriously beamed up by the aliens. Enough with the alien plot! I love aliens as much as the next guy (cause I am one) but this is dumb (and species profiling). Not all aliens want to impregnate your women and take over the world. Most are hard working tax paying citizens. AHS, stick with your other 20 story lines.
- What kind of idiot brings a sharp star tree topper to the hospital for the criminally insane? No sharps people!!!
- Speaking of impregnation, Lana (who continues to have the worst luck of anyone on the face of the earth) is apparently preggo with Bloody Face's baby since she has morning sickness. For those of you that predicted that modern day BF was the evil spawn of 1960s BF and Lana, you guys are geniuses. Will Dylan McDermott be BloodyFace Jr? Will Lana's body "have a way of shutting that whole thing down" as one gubernatorial candidate recently suggested?
- Why is Lana wasting time talking to Kit? Run screaming out the door and don't get in anyone's car.
- Christmas trees with dentures and syringes and hair for decorations are a bit unsettling.
- Sister Jude gets into a fight with Crazy Santa. Next week the Grinch stops in for a lobotomy and Baby New Year tries regression therapy.
- Sister Mary Satan took care of Frank (and I don't mean in a good way).
- Judy, why are you hating on Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer?
- Where was the Angel of Death? She was nowhere to be seen.
- Where is Pepper?
- AHS is apparently not having a midseason break. Episodes are listed as going thru January 13 with episode 13.
Favorite quotes:
- "There's been a change in management" Sister Mary Satan to Crazy Santa
- "Someday I will bury you" Lana to BF. How bout now Lana??? Now seems a really good time to bury him!!!
- "If you're against me, not even God can help you" Sister Mary Satan to Arden
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