The scene opens with two people in the woods huffing from a paper bag. Nice callback since the same actors played stoners on "The X-Files" some twenty years earlier. There's a giant full moon. We know something bad is about to happen. There's a dead body. Is a werewolf responsible? Nope, its a giant lizard in tighty whiteys. Said lizard runs away.
Mulder laments that since he retired, many of their cases have been solved. Some were natural phenomena. Many were due to college pranks (and/or drunken red necks). Plus everyone has a camera on their phones these days. If Bigfoot made an appearance someone would have a photo of him. Well... not if that someone was Fox. He's still struggling with his smartphone camera. Too funny!
More dead bodies pile up. The lizard is still on the loose. Scully finds him working at a phone store. He trashes the place and Mulder follows him to a graveyard. It turns out the lizard didnt kill him anyone. He's a peace loving insectivore. Instead a human bit him, thus turning the lizard into a middle aged man appropriately named "Guy Man". Guy recounted the human compulsions he's suddenly developed. He gets a job, worries about his retirement and adopts a dog. He also learns to wear clothes (he dresses just like Kolchak from "The Night Stalker"), discovers hotel porn and munches on hamburgers. He makes up lies about sex-- including having a quickie with Dana in the phone store. Mulder replies "Stop! That DEFINITELY did not happen". Hilarious!
Guy returns to the woods to start his 10,000 year hibernation. He thanks Fox for his kindness and turns full lizard. Fox finally has something to believe in.
Favorite Quotes:
- "I'm a middle aged man Scully. Is this really how I want to spend the rest of my days... chasing after monsters?"- Mulder. "We've been given another case. It has a monster in it!"- Scully.
- "Mulder, the internet is not good for you."- Scully to Mulder.
- Scully: "Yeah, this is how I like my Mulder." Fox: "So, you're agreeing with me?" Scully: "No, you're bat crap crazy!"
- "I'm not gonna report you for being a creeper cause like they should expect being peeped on in this place."- Mulder.
- "Maybe he got attacked by a wolf, mountain lion or bear. Could've been all 3. That's how I'd like to go out."- Mulder.
- "Life is hopeless. A few fleeting moments of happiness surrounded by crushing loss and grief."- Guy the Lizard Man.
- "Maybe it's a mangy Sasquatch."- Scully.
- "It shot blood... out it's eyeball!"- Mulder.
- "You forget... I'm immortal"- Scully after apprehending the baddie.
- "This has been a real trying time for me. What I'm trying to say is I'm glad to have met you."- Lizardman before he scurries off to hibernate.
http://observer.com/2016/02/the-x-files-recap-10x03-mulder-and-scully-meet-the-were-monster/
http://bloody-disgusting.com/reviews/3378300/review-the-x-files-mulder-scully-meet-the-were-monster/
http://www.gogoanimes.com/watch/the-x-files-episode-3-mulder-and-scully-meet-the-were-monster-rewarded-everyones-faith.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avhLMtjL-8I
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