I usually do my recaps of what happened in each episode but let's be honest. What's the point? Below is a quiz to see how much you watch Ancient Aliens:
Episode 6 "Secrets of the Tombs"
Episode 7 "Prophets and Prophecies"
Episode 8 "The Mystery of Nazca"
Episode 9 "Ancient Abductions"
- What caused the dinosaur extermination... it was the aliens.
- How did Einstein discover the theory of relativity... helped by aliens.
- How were the pyramids built... alien technology.
- What ethnicity were the Egyptian Pharohs... hybrid aliens.
- What caused the Black Plague... aliens
- Who was Jesus... an alien. Every other famous religious figure, scientist or philosopher (Aristotle, Newton, Tesla, Da Vinci, etc) were either aliens or influenced by aliens.
- What causes crop circles... aliens out for a joy ride.
- Why is Georgio Tsoukalos' hair so crazy... alien beauticians (note aliens don't have hair so they don't know what to do with his)
- Why did I get a C in my college chemistry class... the aliens wanted me to.
- What caused my flat tire last Tuesday... the aliens shot a hole in my tire with their spaceship.
- Who are you Gmonster? Glad you asked! I am... wait for it... I am an alien.
- What is the answer to ALL questions... Why that would be aliens.
- BONUS QUESTIONS: What are the two phrases you hear on every episode of Ancient Aliens? Yep you guessed em:
- Ancient astronaut theorists speculate
- Or is there a more sinister purpose (cue suspenseful music)
And if you don't like this blog entry, blame the aliens.
Episode 6 "Secrets of the Tombs"
Episode 7 "Prophets and Prophecies"
Episode 8 "The Mystery of Nazca"
Episode 9 "Ancient Abductions"
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