Last week's "Siberia" was preempted by a show about Prince Royal Baby George Phillip Louis Harry Arthur William (or something like that). Sure I love the British and I even like babies but come on people! Its a woman having a baby-- been happens for millions of years. Some of us would rather watch actors pretending to be stuck on a reality show in Siberia.
In this week's episode, Johnny is still in the woods (which is where he ran off to after being accused of burning down the food shed). Carolina (who is the actual culprit) is still pretending to be innocent.
Natalie and Ann Marie are wandering around in the woods. Uh bad idea. I would be hiding in the cabin under my bunk. Oh, Annie kisses Natalie. Never mind I take what I said back. It is good to be in the woods alone.
The campers find a spear. Sam translated the note which is in Russian to read "get out". Ya wouldn't have to tell me twice. I'd be outta there.
Esther is skinny dipping with a camerman. That girl cant keep her clothes on. Miljan has feeling for Esther. Apparently lots of people have feeling for Esther... in their pants. When Esther rebuffs Miljan, he gets all crazy and roughs her up. Not that she deserves it but that Esther is a sneaky snake. She is now blackmailing the cameraman that she'll show his wife their "sex video" if he doesn't help her win. I hope a tiger eats her.
Daniel is infatuated with Irene but doesn't want to come on too strong.
The Northern Lights freak everyone out. There just lights. Look it up on the Internet campers. Oops never mind, you don't have Internet in Siberia. How sad.
Carolina and Johnny wander out of the woods in a disoriented state. Nekko attacks Johnny but Sam is able to calm him. And the big reveal is... Caroline is a plant by the show's producers to stir up trouble. Hmm what will happen next week? Bring back the tiger or a smoke monster or both.
Grade: 3 1/2 Monsters (out of 5). This episode didn't hold my attention. I'm hoping next week is better.
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