True Blood Season 6 Episodes 4-5 Recaps: Lots Of S@#t Goes Down and Pam Gets Some Therapy

I was starting to feel the same way about "True Blood" as "Dexter" (that its on a downhill slide) but this week's episode fixed that in a hurry. It was chock full of great action, fun dialogue and even threw in some nudity for good measure.

Ah, where to begin? Here's the highlights of episode 4 "At Last" and episode 5 "Fuck The Pain Away"

Jessica went crazy and killed three out of four of the fairy babies. Andy Bellefleur has vowed to seek revenge.
Terry Bellefleur is trying to get an old army buddy to kill him. Chill dude. Everyone else on this show has killed at least 10 people each.
Warlow tells Sookie he loves her and that they are destined to be together. To quote Pam, apparently no creature is able to resist Sookie and her "precious fairy vagina". We get a WAY back flashback to 3500 BC. Lilith (who apparently didn't have any clothes back then either) bit Warlow thus turning him into a vampire/ fairy. I'm calling him a vairy. Against her directions, he went back to his village and killed all the other fairies except Grandpappy Niall Stackhouse. And who does the wigs and costumes for these flashbacks? They looked like the Flintstones. Hilarious. I actually laughed out loud. Anyway Warlow seeks his revenge on Lilith bu killing her with a fireball in her sleep. Who knew it was that easy?
Jason did the deed with Sarah Newlin. He's apparently impossible to resist, just like Sookie. Sarah is also shacking up with the Governor. That girl gets around. She may be a fairy too.
Pam, Eric, Tara and Willow end up in vamp camp where they must fight other vamps, have sex and talk about their feelings. Sounds rough. Pam (the worst patient ever) has to talk to a therapist in order to get some blood (courtesy of a live donor). That was hilarious.
Meanwhile Sam and the new chick and Emma are still on the run. Alcide is fighting with his daddy wolfie (who is the Terminator). I don't care much for that storyline. Sorry but you werewolves and shape shifters kinda suck.
Bilith (who I'm still seriously tired of) can control Warlow (since he's Lilith's progeny). He plans to use his blood to save the vampires since Jessica accidentally killed Plan A (the fairy babies).
We find out from Warlow that Sookie's parents tried to drown her and thats why he killed them. They were trying to protect her from him. Sookie and LaLa have a seance to talk to the parents. Hmm what could possibly go wrong there? Her father takes possession of LaFayette's body and tries to drown her yet again. That poor girl just cannot catch a break.
Besides Sookie's possible drowning, the other cliffhanger is Sarah Newlin has set up Pam and Eric to fight each other gladiator style but with stakes at vamp camp. Who will win? You know they still love each other.
Ping pong anyone? I love that game minus the getting shot part.