Crisis Episodes 2-3 Recaps: Im Outta Here (Sorry Gillian Anderson)

I thought kidnapping, conspiracy and government espionage was supposed to be exciting? I'm about to go to sleep.

Well "Crisis" I stuck with ya through three episodes but it's the end of the road. I tried to hang on for Gillian Anderson but I just can't take it anymore. I dont care what happens to the rich kiddies or their parents. What we need is to combine all the recent one-word boring shows (such as "Intelligence", "Hostages", "Believe", "Revolution", and of course "Crisis") into one kick ass show.

...Girl with secret powers returns from the dead. Her father is broken out of jail by a secret organization sworn to protect her. The con has a computer chip planted in his head. They go on the run and do good deeds along the way. They are eventually kidnapped by some freak working for a top secret government agency. He forces them to kill the President or else the recently deceased gets it again. Just then the power goes out around the world. The future of mankind rests in their hands. Oh and did I mention the zombies?...

Sound any better or still meh?

From Wikipedia:

Episode 2: "If You're Watching This, I Am Dead"
Meg is given a task to collect a large amount of money in order to get Amber released, which is part of a bigger plot to bait the FBI. Dunn and Finley are teamed up to track down the location of the missing Secret Service agent. They ultimately arrive at the Pakistani embassy and another parent whose child is among the kidnapped. At the mansion, the captors test the students by giving them a chance to be discovered. Gibson returns to his traumatized daughter.

Episode 3: "What Was Done to You"
The President's Chief of Staff and a local car dealer become the next targeted parents. They must torture General Osborne to learn the location of classified documents about "Operation Lenox", which ended in a massacre. The general eventually says a video is in a CIA vault, and then Gibson, via earpiece, convinces him to kill himself. It is also revealed that Gibson got the idea for the kidnapping after seeing parents pay tens of thousands of dollars at a school charity auction for their kids' "artwork" and a mission arose. He spent the last 20 years planning coups for the CIA, and he decided to make the parents his weapons in breaking the CIA the way they broke him.

Grade: 2 Monsters (out of 5). I'm outta here.Thanks for playing. Better luck next time.