Lost Girl Episode 12 Recap: Next On Dr Phil: Fanged Horned Demons And The Succubi Who Marry Them

Here's what I learned from this week's episode of LG:

Pretty boys actually turn out to be scary demons from the pits of Hel,
Dr Lauren gets this year's award for more creative use of a va jay jay.
No one is paying any attention to Kenzi (which is really sad). Someone give that poor girl a hug.
It is illegal in most states to kiss your son the way Evony kissed Massimo.
Trick cannot be trusted since we're not sure which side he is on.
Bo's father is a horse. Say what? She doesnt look like a horse. She must take after her mother's side.
Kenzi demands Bo unclaim her (which she does). Noooooo.
Tamsin is still looking for booze.
Dyson knows something from Massimo but we dont know what that is.
NEVER, EVER try to make sense of this show.

"Origin" opens at Hale's funeral. Poor Kenzi is a mess. Bo tries to comfort her but nope here comes a knight. Sorry your mourning will have to take a back seat to the crisis of the week. The knight says "You are in danger my Queen". On a side note I really would like a suit of armor. That would make the work day so much more enjoyable.

Kenzi wants revenge on Massimo the Druid for killing Hale. Off the gang goes to find him. Mass tells them that after the first curse is broken, a second backup curse will kill the Wanderer in seven days. Tamsin helps the audience by informing us that's it's already been SIX days. Get the lead out people. Mass whispers something in Dysons ear (that we don't know) so they can't kill him just yet.

Meanwhile Lauren tries to show Bo what she found at the library. The Wanderer is really some horned demon thing. Bo doesn't believe her. What is wrong with you Bo? You'll believe the GirlKnight (who you just met) and Wand (some guy you just picked up on a train) but not Lauren? Did you fall on your head? Lauren says "between the warrior and teh queen, one of the two shall die" (whatever that means). Lauren makes an eloquent speech saying everything she's ever done has been for Bo. In return, all Bo says "I chose you and you broke my heart.." She then walks away. Someone needs couple's therapy.

In one of the strangest TV scenes I've seen in a while Evony finds out she is now human. It seems Lauren slipped her a little something something when she down under. Interesting. Not sure she learned that method of delivery in medical school but it appears effective. Evony's son Mass comes over. She berates him as usual. Vex asks him to run away with him to somewhere.

Bo and Rainer crash a Horse Fetish Club. I dont really understand the bit about Bo's father being a horse but then a lot about this show doesnt make sense to me. He is the "Per Apice" (whatever that is). Bo and Rainer are bound (ie married). The knight (ie Rosette) starts laughing hysterically. She has released Bo's daddy. The jokes on you lady as she is laughed straight into the fire. Mass kidnaps Lauren and eats the Origin Seed that holds the Una Mens power. Now what is he going to do?

Grade: 4 Monsters (out of 5). I know several people have suggested this was the worse episode of the season but I'm giving it extra points for sheer craziness. I really thought they would spend more time mourning Hale's death though. Only Kenzi was sufficiently upset. And with one episode left in the season what new nonsense will occur?